“Sometimes I work hard and sometimes I slack hard. Then, my son points to my fat tummy and then I step it up.”
121
June 2nd, 2010“Just because you’re on a “family vacation” doesn’t mean you have to spend every waking moment together.”
- from The Imperfect Parent
120
May 28th, 2010“Panic is when you don’t realize it’s a holiday until after you’ve dropped the kids off at school.”
- from Justin
119
May 28th, 2010“I’m jealous of my sons on a lot of levels. I’m jealous of their youth and lack of obligations and their ability to eat crap all day and not have any apparent physical repercussions.”
- from the poop
118
May 28th, 2010“You know, we have so many children, they’re not really stunned anymore when [new] kids come home.”
117
May 28th, 2010“I hate vegetables. So when my daughter asked me why she has to eat them and I don’t, I said I ate twice as many as I was supposed to when I was a kid so now I don’t have to.”
- from Jessica
116
May 28th, 2010“No matter how big the booth at the restaurant is, my kids still end up sitting on my lap.”
- from Jeanette
115
May 28th, 2010“If you’re angry, walk around the block a few times before you open your mouth. This morning I had to walk about a mile, started to say something, caught the eye-roll and walked another mile before I finally asked how her day was and it was only 9 in the morning.”
- from Sherry
113
May 26th, 2010“Why is it that boys will fight over everything except, say, who gets to take out the trash… load the dishwasher… or pick up the dog poop?”
- from Alison
112
May 26th, 2010“Parenting would be so much easier if kids came with an on/off switch.”
- from Gwen
111
May 26th, 2010“When my daughter got a cupcake out for breakfast, I took it away and told her to have some cereal. Then I ate the cupcake.”
- from Jackie
110
May 26th, 2010“Parents are not interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.”
- Bill Cosby
108
May 25th, 2010“The more you play with your kids, the more they expect you to play with them and the more they make you feel guilty when you don’t.’”
- from Donald
